Why was she here. Oh, sweet dancing monkey Jesus on a cracker, why did she agree to this? Somewhere, there was an angry God (or god, demi-god or goddess- who knew what pantheon she'd pissed off!) laughing at Adri's latest bad decision ( Read more... )

"Yeah, don't worry Spence, I can get everything shut down for you. It'll only take a couple minutes. Go, your daughter will never forgive you if you miss the recital ( Read more... )